Touch Yourself: Trendy T-Shirts For Self-Love

The When I Think About You I Touch Myself T-shirt is a popular item that references the 1990 song I Touch Myself by the Australian rock band Divinyls. The shirt features a playful twist on the song's lyrics, often paired with a jolly Santa image, and has become a humorous holiday staple. It is available in various styles and colours, catering to different preferences and occasions. The shirt's design has also inspired spin-offs, such as Christmas-themed variations, showcasing its versatility and appeal across different seasons.

'When I Think About You I Touch My Elf' Christmas T-shirts

The T-shirts feature a playful twist on the song's title, replacing "myself" with "my elf", accompanied by a jolly image of Santa Claus. They are perfect for those who want to celebrate the holiday season with a touch of naughty humour. The shirts are available in a variety of styles, including classic T-shirts, long-sleeve T-shirts, hoodies, and sweatshirts, so you can choose the option that best suits your style and comfort.

These T-shirts are ideal for those who want to stand out at Christmas parties or simply bring a smile to someone's face during the holiday season. They are sure to be a conversation starter and will add a touch of cheeky fun to your festive wardrobe.

The "When I Think About You I Touch My Elf" Christmas T-shirts are available from a range of online retailers, including Amazon, LookHUMAN, and Better Than Pants. They offer a variety of colours, sizes, and styles to choose from, ensuring that you can find the perfect fit for your festive celebrations.

'I Touch Myself' by Divinyls

"I Touch Myself" is a song by the Australian rock band Divinyls. It was released in November 1990 as the lead single from their fourth album, also titled "Divinyls" (1991). The song was written by the band's core duo, Christina Amphlett and Mark McEntee, in collaboration with the songwriting team of Tom Kelly and Billy Steinberg. Amphlett and McEntee wrote the song in 1990, after Amphlett was immediately inspired by the first verse and chorus lyric written by Steinberg. The song deals with the subjects of eroticism and female masturbation.

The recording process for "I Touch Myself" was experimental, as it was recorded on a two-inch tape, making it difficult to edit. The writers played with the song structure, ultimately placing the bridge after the first chorus. This unusual structure, along with its catchy melody, helped make the song a hit.

Upon its release, "I Touch Myself" sparked minor controversy in the United States due to its sexual insinuations. However, it still managed to reach the top five on the Billboard Hot 100 chart, peaking at number four. The song's music video, directed by Michael Bay, was also nominated for three MTV Video Music Awards, including Video of the Year.

"I Touch Myself" is known for its catchy and playful lyrics, with lines like, "I love myself, I want you to love me/When I'm feeling down, I want you above me." The song has been described as "infectious" and a "lascivious headline-grabber." It has also been praised for its empowering message of female pleasure and self-love.

In 2014, Amphlett passed away from breast cancer, and the "I Touch Myself Project" was launched to honour her legacy and raise awareness for breast health. The project included a new version of the song, featuring interpretations by prominent Australian female singers, including Olivia Newton-John and Sarah Blasko.

'I Touch Myself' lyrics

"I Touch Myself" is a song by the Australian rock band Divinyls, released in November 1990. The song was written by the band's core duo, Christina Amphlett and Mark McEntee, in collaboration with the songwriting team of Tom Kelly and Billy Steinberg. It was a commercial success, reaching No. 1 in Australia and No. 4 on the US Billboard Hot 100. The song deals with eroticism and female masturbation and has been described as "infectious" and "lascivious."

Verse 1

I love myself, I want you to love me

When I feel down, I want you above me

I search myself, I want you to find me

I forget myself, I want you to remind me

Chorus

I don't want anybody else

When I think about you, I touch myself, ooh

I don't want anybody else

Oh no, oh no, oh no

Verse 2

You're the one who makes me come running

You're the sun who makes me shine

When you're around, I'm always laughing

I wanna make you mine

Verse 3

I close my eyes and see you before me

Think I would die if you were to ignore me

A fool could see just how much I adore you

I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I don't want anybody else

When I think about you, I touch myself, oh-oh

I don't want anybody else

Oh no, oh no, oh no, yeah

Guitar Solo

Verse 1 (repeated)

I love myself, I want you to love me

When I feel down, I want you above me

I search myself, I want you to find me

I forget myself, I want you to remind me

Chorus (repeated)

I don't want anybody else

When I think about you, I touch myself, oh-oh

I don't want anybody else

Oh no, oh no, oh no

Interlude

I want you, I don't want anybody else

And when I think about you, I touch myself

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh

Chorus (repeated with variations)

I don't want anybody else

When I think about you, I touch myself, oh-oh

I don't want anybody else

When I think about you, I touch myself, I touch myself

I touch myself, I touch myself

I touch myself, I honestly do, I touch myself

I touch myself, I touch myself

I don't want anybody else, I touch myself

When I think about you, I touch myself, I honestly do, I touch myself

Outro

I touch myself, I touch myself, I touch myself

'I Touch Myself' merchandise

The "I Touch Myself" merchandise collection offers a diverse range of products that creatively interpret the song's lyrics and themes. Here is a detailed description of the merchandise:

T-Shirts

The collection includes a range of T-shirts with unique designs and quotes. One T-shirt features the "When I Think About You I Touch Myself" quote, designed by Deborah-Jones and available in a slim fit for a stylish look. This T-shirt is perfect for everyday wear, made from midweight fabric with a crew neck and slim fit. It's a versatile piece, great for layering or wearing on its own.

For the festive season, there is a "When I Think About You I Touch My Elf" T-shirt, a fun play on the original song lyrics. This Christmas-themed T-shirt features a jolly Santa design and is perfect for those who enjoy a cheeky holiday-themed shirt.

Mugs and Cups

The merchandise also offers coffee mugs with creative designs. One mug features the quote, "When I Think About You I Smudge Myself," a playful take on the song's lyrics, perfect for tea or coffee lovers who want to add a bit of humour to their beverage routine.

Greeting Cards

For those who want to send a playful message to their loved ones, there are greeting cards with creative interpretations of the song's lyrics. One such card features the message, "When I Think About You I Smudge Myself," a unique way to connect with friends and family.

Other Merchandise

The collection also includes a range of other items, such as racerback tank tops, garden flags, pins, and ornaments, all featuring creative designs and interpretations of the song's lyrics. These items offer a fun and unique way to express your personality and sense of humour.

'I Touch Myself' Project

The I Touch Myself Project was launched in 2014, 12 months after the death of Divinyls singer Chrissy Amphlett from breast cancer. Amphlett wanted her song "I Touch Myself" to be adapted as a global anthem for breast health. The project was created in her honour, with the mission to create educational forums to promote self-examination.

In June 2014, ten of Australia's leading female singers, including Deborah Conway, Suze DeMarchi, and Olivia Newton-John, released a version of "I Touch Myself", each with their own interpretation and distinct style. The video features singers from their twenties to their late sixties as a reminder that breast cancer affects women of all ages, shapes, and lifestyles. The video drove women to a content-rich 'I Touch Myself Project' website that encourages women to self-examine while listening to their favourite singer's mix.

The project reached over 400 million people globally, with over 40% of the young women who visited the website performing their first self-examination. In Australia, the video drove over 13.8 million views, and #itouchmyselfproject became a trending topic on Facebook for 2 days.

In 2016, the I Touch Myself Project partnered with Berlei to create the Chrissy Bra, which reminds women to examine their breasts for anomalies when dressing. They also designed a Chrissy Post-Surgery Bra, specifically for women who have undergone breast cancer surgery.

In 2018, the project partnered with Serena Williams, who recorded "I Touch Myself" and posted her version on Instagram. It became Instagram's most retweeted post, most widely discussed campaign, and most-watched video during International Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

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